UNCLE LEW’S MOMENTARY INTIMATES

Whenever it’s time to bounce off, spludge out, squeel over, pounce from, what would be a hell of a pain to think about in that very moment would be that your privates aren’t fully comfortable and ready to face the music. That’s why Uncle Lew’s Momentary Intimates, stored neatly inside a can, WILL KEEP THOSE PARTS SATISFIED.